COURAGE WOLF DELCARES…

All of the Courage Wolf sayings I could find.

1. Stand up. Fight.
2. No vampires in Twilight. Only sparkle fairies.
3. Seize the day. By the throat.
4. She fucked my best friend. I fucked her mother.
5. Donate blood. Ask for a gun and a bucket.
6. Falling is not defeat. Not getting up is.
7. Take a shit in the valley of the shadow of death.
8. An obstacle is only something you haven’t torn through yet.
9. The best way out is through.
10. Don’t worry about her. Let her worry about you.
11. Stay high. Kick gravity’s ass.
12. If you’re going through hell, keep going.
13. If you love something, kill it. So no one else can have it.
14. Fall seven times. Stand up eight.
15. Bring a knife to a gunfight. Stab them while they’re laughing.
16. Tits. Or GTFO.
17. If a tree falls in the woods, I fucking hear it.
18. Your power level is over 9000.
19. You call it a basketball hoop. I call it a cock ring.
20. Friday the 13th. My lucky day.
21. Fall on your face. Laugh at the fucking ground.
22. She already has a boyfriend. She can have two.
23. Destroy your car. Run everywhere.
24. Stare into the abyss. Make it blink first.
25. Climb the highest mountain. Punch the face of god.
26. Conform to the establishment. Destroy it from within.
27. Don’t believe in yourself. Believe in me, who believes in you.
28. Life getting tough means god is afraid of your progress.
29. When you’re sick in bed and it hurts so much you wanna die, get up.
30. You were born a winner. You were the fastest sperm.
31. The police are here? Sucks to be them.
32. The doctor said it was cancer. I call it a challenge.
33. The sidewalk is mine. Enjoy the mud.
34. Don’t start fights. Finish them.
35. Get her number. Burn it in front of her.
36. Don’t promise. Threaten.
37. You accept Visa? MasterCard? How about rage?
38. Fuck depression. Pain isn’t real.
39. Troll until banned. Make another account.
40. Kill the weak. Use them for fires.
41. Better to burn out than fade away.
42. If you never give up, you never lose.
43. Fuck what your mom says. You don’t need a coat.
44. Kill it with fire. Serve as a foreign delicacy.
45. Impossible is a word people use to justify giving up.
46. Life’s a bitch. Your bitch.
47. Yes, she has a boyfriend. So fucking what?
48. If it’s pretty, fuck it. There is no gay.
49. Keep your friends close. Kill your enemies.
50. If at first you don’t succeed, kill the guy that did.
51. With great power comes hot bitches.
52. FIND THE LINE. THEN CROSS IT.